TGIF,
har ni kännt känslan när man har så himla mycket att säga så att alla orden bar vill välla fram?
Exempelvis att prata om (s)Juholt, Ghadaffi, Obama, Krisen eller Veckan i Bild(t)….
Precis så har jag det!!! Inte nu….
Så jag säger bara helg!
Hilsen
Fredagsmailarn – ord-ningsmannen
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Lite skyltar….
Cocktail lounge, Norway:
LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR.
Airline ticket office, Copenhagen:
WE TAKE YOUR BAGS AND SEND THEM IN ALL DIRECTIONS.
Hotel, Vienna:
IN CASE OF FIRE, DO YOUR UTMOST TO ALARM THE HOTEL PORTER.
At a Budapest zoo:
PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS. IF YOU HAVE ANY SUITABLE FOOD, GIVE IT TO THE GUARD ON DUTY.
Hotel lobby, Bucharest:
THE LIFT IS BEING FIXED FOR THE NEXT DAY. DURING THAT TIME WE REGRET THAT YOU WILL BE UNBEARABLE.
Doctor’s office, Rome:
SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES.
A laundry in Rome:
LADIES, LEAVE YOUR CLOTHES HERE AND SPEND THE AFTERNOON HAVING A GOOD TIME.
In an Italian cemetery:
PERSONS ARE PROHIBITED FROM PICKING FLOWERS FROM ANY BUT THEIR OWN GRAVES.
Hotel brochure, Italy:
THIS HOTEL IS RENOWNED FOR ITS PEACE AND SOLITUDE. IN FACT, CROWDS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD FLOCK HERE TO ENJOY ITS SOLITUDE.
In a Swiss Mountain inn:
SPECIAL TODAY – NO ICE-CREAM.
On the menu of a Swiss restaurant:
OUR WINES LEAVE YOU NOTHING TO HOPE FOR.
A sign posted in Germany’s Black Forest:
IT IS STRICTLY FORBIDDEN ON OUR BLACK FOREST CAMPING SITE THAT PEOPLE OF DIFFERENT SEX, FOR INSTANCE, MEN AND WOMEN, LIVE TOGETHER IN ONE TENT UNLESS THEY ARE MARRIED WITH EACH OTHER FOR THIS PURPOSE.
A sign seen on an automatic restroom hand dryer in Germany:
DO NOT ACTIVATE WITH WET HANDS.
On the grounds of a private school in Scotland:
NO TRESPASSING WITHOUT PERMISSION.
Hotel elevator, Paris:
PLEASE LEAVE YOUR VALUES AT THE FRONT DESK.
Avslutar en gång till med min favorit, hur tänkte de här?
Doctor’s office, Rome: SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES.
Citat
I intend to leave after my death a large fund for the promotion of the peace idea, but I am skeptical as to its results.
Alfred Bernhard Nobel
(1833-10-21 — 1896-12-10)